Furries are an easy target. What about people who have too much money?

I was going to start this blog off with a dragon dildo or two, since, thanks to some unfortunate connections, I have a lot of links to that sort of thing, but then I realized. . . that is an easy shot. That is taking the simple way out. I mean, furries in general are easy sport. (Even though, to be honest, I don't have any vehement hate towards them. Or any hate at all.) They have been covered before, so, things like that I might just reserve for filler.

Aaah, speaking of 'fillers'.


This. It's pretty, isn't it? It's glimmerous, even.

It's pretty hard to believe that. . . you know. . . it goes in your ass.

This. . . is Coco de Mer's "Julian Snelling Crystal butt plug"

Crystal.

Crystal butt plug.

Most people reserve their crystal and fine china for really special occasions, so, I can't believe that I did not think of this before. Anal is really an important enough occasion to bring out the fine crystal, don't you think? It's a lovely stainless steel "With a beautiful clear crystal for adorning your chocolate starfish to make it look even more appetizing." . . . because, you know. . . if you are going to get tarted up for a date, why should you neglect the sexiest part of your anatomy? It's so obvious, so clear to me now. Diamond earrings, pearl necklace, crystal butt plug. It's only a matter of time before this is an acceptable alternative to an engagement ring. And it's such an affordable alternative, reasonably priced at $120.

What can I say? Some people really can pull money out of their asses.