. . . because sex wasn't awkward enough.

Ah, by suggestion, I decided to start a blog about the most What. sex toys I can find on the internet. As easy as that should be, I will try to pick out the most disturbing, unreasonable and just. . . Urk. as possible. Because that is how much I care about my audience. (What little of it there will be). Now, for the record? This blog is not safe for school, work, reading in the living room, or for anyone, for that matter. Now that I have alienated everyone, let's begin, shall we?