tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8609761396179751192011-04-21T16:02:58.226-07:00Because maybe a fancy French title will distract you from the fact that this blog is about dildos.Milanoreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-860976139617975119.post-43828179647844889092008-11-10T14:19:00.000-08:002008-11-10T15:11:54.935-08:00I was going to start this blog off with a dragon dildo or two, since, thanks to some unfortunate connections, I have a lot of links to that sort of thing, but then I realized. . . that is an easy shot. That is taking the simple way out. I mean, furries in general are easy sport. (Even though, to be honest, I don't have any vehement hate towards them. Or any hate at all.) They have been covered before, so, things like that I might just reserve for filler.<br /><br />Aaah, speaking of 'fillers'.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Y458opjie90/SRi05UHzdPI/AAAAAAAAAAo/etnkAI67xxU/s1600-h/crystal.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 239px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Y458opjie90/SRi05UHzdPI/AAAAAAAAAAo/etnkAI67xxU/s320/crystal.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5267158660956779762" border="0" /></a>This. It's pretty, isn't it? It's glimmerous, even.<br /><br />It's pretty hard to believe that. . . you know. . . it goes in your ass.<br /><br />This. . . is Coco de Mer's "Julian Snelling Crystal butt plug"<br /><br />Crystal.<br /><br />Crystal butt plug.<br /><br />Most people reserve their crystal and fine china for really special occasions, so, I can't believe that <span style="font-style: italic;">I </span>did not think of this before. Anal is really an important enough occasion to bring out the fine crystal, don't you think? It's a lovely stainless steel "With a beautiful clear crystal for adorning your chocolate starfish to make it look even more appetizing." . . . because, you know. . . if you are going to get tarted up for a date, why should you neglect the sexiest part of your anatomy? It's so obvious, so clear to me now. Diamond earrings, pearl necklace, crystal butt plug. It's only a matter of time before this is an acceptable alternative to an engagement ring. And it's such an <span style="font-style: italic;">affordable </span>alternative, reasonably priced at $120.<br /><br />What can I say? Some people really <span style="font-style: italic;">can </span>pull money out of their asses.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/860976139617975119-4382817964784488909?l=riendorgasmique.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Milanoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-860976139617975119.post-85101833151867082702008-11-10T13:54:00.000-08:002008-11-10T14:06:31.500-08:00Ah, by suggestion, I decided to start a blog about the most What. sex toys I can find on the internet. As easy as <span style="font-style: italic;">that </span>should be, I will try to pick out the most disturbing, unreasonable and just. . . Urk. as possible. Because that is how much I care about my audience. (What little of it there will be). Now, for the record? This blog is not safe for school, work, reading in the living room, or for anyone, for that matter. Now that I have alienated everyone, let's begin, shall we?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/860976139617975119-8510183315186708270?l=riendorgasmique.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Milanoreply@blogger.com0